If I went to the field
and picked up the ball
and made a goal
would you laugh at me?

If I passed the ball
through your legs
and made it to the goal
would you be amazed?

If I blocked your pass
and made it lass till it was just still me and you
and kicked it all the way to the goal
would you ask me to be on your team?

If I planted the ball in the goal
would you still laugh or be amazed